Things that suck about College Dorms

• public bathrooms
• you have to shower with shoes on
• you have no room for a couch
• no dish washer
• you must always move your laundry out of the machines right away or people will take it out and make it dirty again. 
• you aren’t allowed to have microwaves unless they are attached to a minifridge
• the microfridge we rented for $200 is a piece o’ shit
• you don’t have a driveway
• parking passes are expensive as shit
• it smells like shit all the time
• people are fucking disgusting pigs
• you can’t paint the walls
• you can’t have candles
• your family isn’t right down the hall, some fucking strangers are
• the elevator is slow as shit
• the stairs suck even worse than the elevator does
• people see you without makeup on in your gross fat person sweats
• you can’t have your boyfriend spend the night every night because you’re roommate will feel violated.
• your bed is literally the most uncomfortable thing you have ever slept on when you don’t have a mattress pad(AKA me)
• the endless monotony of it all just makes you more angsty and depressed than you were in high school, which is just fucked up!

Ignore my rant. I’m feeling a bit moody & angsty.